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Australia’s longest running radio series. Hilarious satire about politics and people. Starring Keith Scott and Robyn Moore.

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Daily Episodes

22.1.18: Bill’s Campaign
19.1.18: Donald Grope
18.1.18: Bogflockers
17.1.18: Cricket Boxes
16.1.18: Summer of Tennis
15.1.18: Sugar Tax Mayhem
12.1.18: Girl Cage Fighters

11.1.18: Unpopular Mal
10.1.18: CNN 10.1.18
9.1.18: Genghis v Sarah
8.1.18: Labor Hypothetical
5.1.18: Leigh’s Greatest Hits
4.1.18: Bogan Vacuum
3.1.18: Bill’s Future
2.1.18: Bank Idiots
1.1.18: The Big Slash
29.12.17: CNN 29.12.17
28.12.17: Action Heroes Santa
27.12.17: Labor Policies
26.12.17: Pauline & Mal
25.12.17: Green Santa
22.12.17: Mal & Barnaby
21.12.17: Action Hero Xmas
20.12.17: T.I.T.S.
19.12.17: Halal Pauline
18.12.17: Bond v Stickyfinger
15.12.17: Gazza & Queen
14.12.17: Notes of Passion
13.12.17: Sus Cake Shop
12.12.17: Bathing Bill
11.12.17: Erk’s Backyard
8.12.17: CNN 8.12.17
7.12.17: Horns of Desire
6.12.17: This Is Your Robert
5.12.17: Bill v Dastyari
4.12.17: Malcolm’s Survey
1.12.17: Middle East Handicap
30.11.17: Renewable Genghis
29.11.17: Bill in Front
28.11.17: Kim Jong’s Missile
27.11.17: Mal’s Problems
24.11.17: Susware Schoolies
23.11.17: Funniest Home Policies
22.11.17: CNN 22.11.17
21.11.17: Election Watch
20.11.17: Same-Sex Media
17.11.17: Kruddy Memoirs
16.11.17: Sus Gay Church
15.11.17: Johnny Comments
14.11.17: Hipster Handicap
13.11.17: Citizenship Mayhem
10.11.17: CNN 10.11.17
9.11.17: Malcolm’s Raiders
8.11.17: Laughing Bill
7.11.17: Cactus Cup 2017
6.11.17: Barnaby & Mal
3.11.17: Notional Broadband
2.11.17: This Is Your Barnaby
1.11.17: Hollywood Producer
31.10.17: Bill’s Dream
30.10.17: Same-Sex Genghis
27.10.17: Royal Brexit
26.10.17: CNN 26.10.17
25.10.17: Super Bill Curly (2)
24.10.17: Super Bill Curly (1)
23.10.17: Tony v Climate
20.10.17: Leigh v Eric
19.10.17: Donald On The Couch
18.10.17: Family Feud
17.10.17: Genghis & Kim
16.10.17: Dual Citizens in Court
13.10.17: Billionaires
12.10.17: Same-Sex Labor
11.10.17: Action Hero Guns
10.10.17: Chalk & Cheese
9.10.17: Dual Citizen Drinks
6.10.17: Tony Visits Shrink
5.10.17: Energy Bosses
4.10.17: Bill’s Threesome
3.10.17: Bucks Stop Here
2.10.17: Footy Match
29.9.17: Footy Finals
28.9.17: WA GST
27.9.17: Leigh v Mal v Bill
26.9.17: Bogans & Pauline
25.9.17: The G.a.y. Word
22.9.17: Airport Security
21.9.17: Tony & Eric
20.9.17: Nothing Party
19.9.17: Nanny State Trial
18.9.17: Mal v Burqa Ban
15.9.17: Mal & Miner
14.9.17: Glossy Kate
13.9.17: Bill v Pauline
12.9.17: Same-Sex Godfather
11.9.17: PM Barnaby
8.9.17: Kiwi Barnaby
7.9.17: Foreign Parliament
6.9.17: CNN 6.9.17
5.9.17: Pauline’s Burqa
4.9.17: Tony’s Hangover
1.9.17: Susware Dad Gifts
31.8.17: Mal On The Couch
30.8.17: Donald v Kim
29.8.17: Cactus Footy Show
28.8.17: Cory Interruptus
25.8.17: Action Hero War
24.8.17: Donald Calls Mal
23.8.17: Same-Sex Watch
22.8.17: CNN 22.8.17
21.8.17: Laurie’s Greatest Hits
18.8.17: Bogan Gay Marriage
17.8.17: Mal Visits Queen
16.8.17: Super Bill Plus
15.8.17: Donald, Melania, Vlad
14.8.17: Energy Crisis
11.8.17: Blaming Mum
10.8.17: CNN 10.8.17
9.8.17: Dual Citizens
8.8.17: Home Affairs
7.8.17: Laurie v Pauline
4.8.17: Gazza in Cabinet
3.8.17: Labor Boredom
2.8.17: Osama & Gordon
1.8.17: Tony & Peta
31.7.17: Mal In Court
28.7.17: Donald In Court
27.7.17: Fixing Bill’s Image
26.7.17: CNN 26.7.17
25.7.17: Mal & Menzies (2)
24.7.17: Mal & Menzies (1)
21.7.17: Latest Sport
20.7.19: Lodge Visit
19.7.17: Tony, Queen, Phil
18.7.17: Pope Memoirs
17.7.17: G20 Summit
14.7.17: Sus B’n’B
13.7.17: Bill’s Address
12.7.17: Solar Wall
11.7.17: Mal’s New Car (2)
10.7.17: Mal’s New Car (1)
7.7.17: New Coal Mine
6.7.17: CNN 6.7.17
5.7.17: Topless Kate
4.7.17: Barnaby’s Cannabis
3.7.17: George Votes Labor
30.6.17: Comedian Mal
29.6.17: CNN 29.6.17
28.6.17: Bill v Dastyari
27.6.17: Plane Trouble
26.6.17: Laurie, Mal, Bill
23.6.17: Gazza Profiles Raffa
22.6.17: Donald Pulls Out
21.6.17: CNN 21.6.17
20.6.17: Poshfinger (2)
19.6.17: Poshfinger (1)
16.6.17: Cory Bananas
15.6.17: New Labor HQ
14.6.17: Philip Retires
13.6.17: Offshore Option
12.6.17: Genghis v Dastyari
9.6.17: Case Dismissed
8.6.17: Genghis v Bill
7.6.17: Hello Harry
6.6.17: Bogan Drugs
5.6.17: Liberal Unity
2.6.17: SusJunket
1.6.17: Tony On The Couch
31.5.17: Drill Curly
30.5.17: Royal Duties
29.5.17: Mal v Banks
26.5.17: Genghis v Mal
25.5.17: CNN 25.5.17
24.5.17: Bill & The GG
23.5.17: Leigh Nails Budget
22.5.17: New FBI Chief
19.5.17: March For Science
18.5.17: Tony In Labor
17.5.17: Susware Answer Magician
16.5.17: Moira v Budget
15.5.17: Mother Malcolm
12.5.17: CNN 12.5.17
11.5.17: Budget Reply 2017
10.5.17: Budget Grudge Match
9.5.17: Migrant Culture
8.5.17: Trumble & Dump
5.5.17: Economic Reform
4.5.17: Nationals Meeting
3.5.17: Donald the Bomber
2.5.17: Labor Lawn Bowls
1.5.17: Pub Test
28.4.17: Sausage Mayhem
27.4.17: Donald Calls Kim
26.4.17: Pence Visit
25.4.17: ANZAC Day Bogans
24.4.17: ANZAC Opinions
21.4.17: Leigh Nails Coal
20.4.17: Hypocrisy
19.4.17: Donald Fairytale
18.4.17: Mal’s Nightmare
17.4.17: Genghis v Blot
14.4.17: Good Friday 2017
13.4.17: Cabinet Bus Trip
12.4.17: Brexit Dinner
11.4.17: CNN 11.4.17
10.4.17: Mal, Jacqui, Bill
7.4.17: Pauline & Dr Harry
6.4.17: Bank Idiots
5.4.17: Unemployment Mayhem
4.4.17: Donald’s Health
3.4.17: Snowy Scheme
31.3.17: Ladies Meeting
30.3.17: Everybody Loves Donald
29.3.17: A Toast to Bill
28.3.17: CNN 28.3.17
27.3.17: My Affair Upstairs
24.3.17: Susware Housing
23.3.17: Mal Quixote
22.3.17: CNN 22.3.17
21.3.17: State v Pensioners
20.3.17: Western Shootout
17.3.17: Donald & Kim
16.3.17: Bogan Penalty Rates
15.3.17: Ides of March
14.3.17: Penalty Rates
13.3.17: Sugar Tax Mayhem
10.3.17: Western Election
9.3.17: Donald v Media
8.3.17: Mal’s Coal Chat
7.3.17: Michaelia, Sarah, Bill
6.3.17: Barnaby’s Mardi Gras
3.3.17: Mal Invites Barnaby
2.3.17: Bill’s Future
1.3.17: Fake News
28.2.17: Laurie & Pauline Again
27.2.17: Oscars 2017
24.2.17: Robbing King Mal
23.2.17: Donald’s Wall
22.2.17: CNN 22.2.17
21.2.17: Mal v Mother Nature
20.2.17: House of Review

17.2.17: Nick Curious
16.2.17: Donald & Vlad
15.2.17: CNN 15.2.17
14.2.17: Valentine Poems
13.2.17: Pauline & Elvis
10.2.17: Mal in Space
9.2.17: Parliament Attack
8.2.17: Doyen Grudge Match
7.2.17: Donald Takes Calls
6.2.17: Travel Expenses
3.2.17: Mal at the Palace
2.2.17: Bogan Vacuum
1.2.17: My Foreign Affair
31.1.17: Liberal Blood
30.1.17: Robbing The Rich
27.1.17: Shark Menace
26.1.17: Liberal Lapdog
25.1.17: Bill Calls Donald
24.1.17: Scott v Pensioners
23.1.17: Donald & Melania
20.1.17: White House Tour
19.1.17: Thank God You’re Kim
18.1.17: Obama Can’t Can’t
17.1.17: Summer of Tennis
16.1.17: Mal & Barnaby
13.1.17: James Bond & Donald
12.1.17: Goldface v 007
11.1.17: Gazza & Sarah
10.1.17: Bogan Mormons
9.1.17: Tony v Mal
6.1.17: Donald Grope
5.1.17: Nature’s Taxi
4.1.17: Unions & Labor
3.1.17: Susware Day Care
2.1.17: Economic Summit